Saturday, October 27, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
good list
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Jah called Lucky home...
Very sad day, Lucky Dube is dead, shot by carjackers. Here is a very ironic video.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
hmmmmmmm
I REALLLY like this picture, there's just the right amount of everything or something.
Funny, cute, weird, disturbing, sad, tired, (is the shark done with the toys? His arms hang so limply...)- all at once- evocative of life itself? Dunno. Just realllly like it. Found in the Fark comments thread, from this guy's photobucket.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
PICS!
Got a camera, thanx, Baby!
Long in the tooth rooster, very wise to me and my shoes.
New acquisition for John and Linda...
State Park, Birch Bay, 7:20 last night.
John in the Picnic Shelter/Greenhouse.
Long in the tooth rooster, very wise to me and my shoes.
New acquisition for John and Linda...
State Park, Birch Bay, 7:20 last night.
John in the Picnic Shelter/Greenhouse.
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Eh?
A big shout-out to all my Canuckistani friends, have I mentioned lately how much I love your country? Maybe someday we will be as free as you are, or I will be in one of your Democrat refugee camps...
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Why do I keep picturing Strom Thurmond carousing in the back of a roadhouse? Yes, it is a horrible mental image. I used to live in Mpls, been in that bathroom many times. No... not for that...
Quote of the day, “You’re not being truthful with me. I’m kind of disappointed in you, senator,” sez the pig. One of the hypocritical-power-mad hoisted by their very own brand of sanctioned-finkery-petard.
No quarter.
Quote of the day, “You’re not being truthful with me. I’m kind of disappointed in you, senator,” sez the pig. One of the hypocritical-power-mad hoisted by their very own brand of sanctioned-finkery-petard.
No quarter.
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