Sunday, May 27, 2007

Waiter Glossary?


Waiter Glossary:
"Would you care to hear tonight's specials?" = Suuuccckkkkers....
"Of course, sir" = Fuck you, jackass
"I'll be happy to" = And the horse you rode in on.
"I'll check on that right away" = I'm about one second away from stabbing you with my substandard, company-issued corkscrew.


Feel free to add to this list, especially if you've ever waited tables.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey ! quit speaking for the waiters, kitchen man!!! we love our customers....

liberal redneck said...

Yeah, suuuuuuure you do. I've waited tables aplenty, my dear, I speak only for myself (and kindred souls everywhere who are just trying to pay some bills, but gotta deal with an endless parade of asshats whose contribution to society would be greatly magnified by someone, somewhere, taking firm hold of their lapels and throwing them under a bus.)